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WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT AGE 15? PROBABLY NOT TAKING RUSSIA'S FASHION SCENE BY STORM, OR WORRYING ABOUT OPENING UP YOUR FIRST AMERICAN STORE IN SOHO. BUT THEN AGAIN KIRA PLASTININA IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL. STIRRING UP CONTROVERSY LEFT AND RIGHT, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TAKE THE DAUGHTER OF ONE OF RUSSIA'S RICHES MEN, ONE WHO PRIDES HERSELF OFF OF USING PARIS HILTON AS A FASHION MUSE, SERIOUSLY AS A DESIGNER. BUT NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND APPARENTLY LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE HAS A CULT FOLLOWING LARGE ENOUGH TO LAUNCH HER GLOBALLY. CLEARLY SOMEONE FINDS TALENT HIDDEN IN THE RUFFLES OF HER TACKY TULLE. PASSING OUT LOLLI POPS AND ICE CREAM IN THE STREETS THIS WEEKEND TO CELEBRATE THE OPENING OF HER FIRST U.S. STORE IN NEW YORK CITY, MANY FLOCKED TO SEE WHAT THE BIG FUSS WAS OVER, I BEING ONE OF THEM.




THE WHOLE STORE WAS BUBBLE GUM PINK, THE TABLES WERE JAMMED PACKED WITH JARS STOCKED FULL OF CANDYLICIOUS ACCESSORIES. THE WALLS WERE DRIPPING WITH MASSES OF COLOR PILED ONTO CHEAP COTTON TEES WITH EVEN CHEAPER SENSOR TAGS STRETCHING OUT THE CORNERS, AND I THINK I CAUGHT A TOOTH ACHE FROM THE 50TH LOLLI POP THROWN IN MY FACE FROM THEIR OVERLY EXCITED CREW. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE CHERRY ON TOP? MAYBE IF SOME TRANSIES ON STILTS SHOWED UP POURING GLITTER FROM THEIR MOUTHS. BUT BESIDES THAT, I DON'T THINK ANYTHING COULD HAVE BEEN MORE RIDICULOUS. THE NEXT STELLA MCCARTNEY? I THINK NOT. BUT SHE SURE DOES GIVE FOREVER 21 A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY!

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