A Pledge To My Camera!

SO I ENCOUNTER SOME PRETTY IMPRESSIVE PEOPLE IN MY OUTINGS IN NEW YORK. JUST LAST NIGHT, AS I MANAGED TO DEVIATE FROM DOING BUSINESS, TO HANDLE SOME OTHER BIZZNAZ, I WIND UP AT THE UPSCALE STEAKHOUSE WOLFGANGS.

IN BETWEEN MAGICAL ENTERTAINMENT FROM OUR NOW NUMERO UNO BARTENDER JIMMY BOY FROM THE OLD COUNTRY, MY COUNTERPARTS AND I BUMP INTO SOME PRETTY NEAT PEOPLE.... ONE BEING THE PROPRIETOR Mr. Wolfgang Zwiener HIMSELF. THEN, THANKS TO OUR EVER SO OUTROVERTED AND SLIGHTLY INEBRIATED SELF TITLED SOCIALITE BRANDI WOMACK WE MEET MICHELLE OSHEN (ABSOLUTELY LOOOVE HER HAIR! CHECK OUT HER BLOG AND A CLIP OF WOLFGANG @ http://www.michelleoshen.com/wolfgangs-steakhouse-restaurant/), AND JILL JACOBSON (BEAUTIFUL ACCESSORIES @ http://www.jilljacobson.com/ ).

WHEN I GOT HOME I REALIZED THAT ONCE AGAIN I HAD NOTHING TO SHOW FOR MY ADVENTURE. IN BETWEEN HUNTING DOWN STYLISTS, ENTERTAINERS, AND ATHLETES I SHOULD BE CAPTURING THESE MOMENTS WITH THE CAMERA I TRADED MY FATHER'S X-MAS GIFT FOR.... NOW BEFORE YOU START JUDGING ME, HE BOUGHT ME A PORTABLE GPS SYSTEM AND TOLD ME THAT I COULD CARRY IT IN MY PURSE FOR WHEN I GO OUT IN THE CITY SO I WONT GET LOST. THANKS DAD I LOVE YOU.

SO MY PLEDGE IS SIMPLE.....

OH CAMERA, LOYAL CAMERA, I PLEDGE TO HONOR THY PICTURES AND PIXELS, TO UPHOLD YOUR TECHNOLOGICAL GLORY, AND SNAP AWAY IN DIGITAL BLISS. I PROMISE TO CARRY THEE EVERYWHERE I GO (STARTING TOMORROW BECAUSE I FORGOT IT TODAY) AND SHIELD IT FROM ENVIRONMENTAL HARM INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO UV RAYS, AND RAIN.

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