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melissa "can't af-" ford

HEY EVERYBODY I'VE GOT A SECRET! OUR GIRL MELISSA FORD IS TOO GOOD TO TAKE CAB FARE IN PUBLIC AND WOULD JUST RATHER BEG FOR IT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS....I WON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE THOUGH.







LAST NIGHT AT GUEST HOUSE EVERYTHING WAS PRETTY ROUTINE. WE HAD THE WHOLE BACK SECTION OF THE CLUB ON LOCK. BIG UPS TO THE HOMIE JOE BUDDEN FOR COMING THROUGH. ALL WAS GOOD UNTIL THE MC ANNOUNCES THAT MELISSA FORD WAS IN THE BUILDING. LOOKING OUT, D. WHITNER'S MANAGER SWEETS MAKES SURE TO BREAK MS. FORD OFF A DUB FOR A TAXI RIDE HOME LATER. APPARENTLY THE GAME WAS MISTAKEN, I DON'T EVEN THINK SHE DRIVES OFF IN THE HONDA! AFTER REALIZING THAT MR. "BON JOVI" WASN'T EVEN PRESENT, THE FURIOUS MELISSA FORD TAKES THE MONEY, THEN HESITANT AT FIRST, KNOWING SHE NEEDED IT, RIPS IT TO SHREDS AND STORMS OFF.... AND THAT'S THE TRUTH KIDS, I COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP IF I TRIED.

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