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day2: In Search of a Celebrity in Soho...

TODAY I'VE CONCLUDED THAT I HATE THE IDEA OF 1 HOUR LUNCH BREAKS. THEY'RE LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO NOT GO COMPLAINING TO YOUR BOSS, YET IT STILL MANAGES TO BE TOO SHORT TO DO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT/NEED TO DO. ONE HOUR WAS DEFINITELY NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR ME TO COMPLETE MY TASK OF SPOTTING A CELEBRITY. OH BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG.... THEY WERE OUT THERE. THE SIDES OF THE STREETS WERE PACKED FULL OF PARKED ESCALADES WITH DRIVERS PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THEIR IMPORTANT PASSENGERS TO RETURN TO BE WHEELED OFF TO THEIR NEXT DESTINATION. I FELT LIKE I WAS HAVING ONE OF THOSE MICHIGAN J. FROG EPISODES. YOU REMEMBER THE LOONY TUNES CARTOON WHERE THE GUY HAS A SINGING FROG, AND EVERY TIME HE TRIES TO SHOW HIM OFF, HE STOPS SINGING? THAT'S WHAT WAS HAPPENING, EXCEPT THE CELEBS WERE OUT PARTYING IN THE STREETS TAKING PICTURES WITH BABIES, BUT THE SECOND I TURNED AROUND WITH MY CAMERA THEY WERE GONE.

MY FIRST STOP WAS THE UPSCALE LINGERIE SHOP KIKI DE MONTPARNASSE. FROM THE LOOKS OF THE WINDOWS I FIGURED I'D BUMP INTO MADONNA OR ANGELINA JOLIE.... IT SEEMED LIKE THEIR KIND OF SHOP. I WALK IN TO FIND PLATINUM AND GOLD HANDCUFF INSPIRED JEWELRY, SOME PRICEY ADULT TOYS, A BED IN THE BACK WITH AN EXPLICIT INSCRIBED PILLOW (I WONT REPEAT WHAT WAS WRITTEN), AND SOME VERY CUTE PANTIES AND BRAS ALONG THE WALLS. THE SHOPS PATRONS LOOKED RICH, BUT NOT WHO I WAS LOOKING FOR.....




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I WALK PAST BRITE SMILE EXPECTING TO SEE SOMEONE CHECKING IN OR LEAVING, BECAUSE TEETH BLEACHING IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ORDINARY DAY IS JUST WHAT CELEBRITIES DO RIGHT? WRONG.

I KEEP ON MY COURSE TO BARNEY'S CO-OP BUT ALL I FIND IN THERE IS THE CUTE NEW SPRING 08 LINE FROM MIKE AND CHRIS.



45 MINUTES INTO MY BREAK, I SADLY FORCE MYSELF TO TRUCK IT BACK TO THE OFFICE. WHEN ALL SEEMED LOST, I SEE THIS "HOT" GUY WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND WHEN I SAY "HOT" I DEFINITELY MEAN IN TEMPERATURE. APPARENTLY WHEN THE WEATHER MAN SAID DRESS FOR WARM WEATHER THAT MEANT RUN OUT TO SPANDEX WORLD AND BUY A BANANA HAMMOCK. I DUNNO...










SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. ONCE AGAIN I'M BACK EMPTY HANDED....

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  1. Anonymous Anonymous | April 17, 2008 at 6:42 PM |  

    HaHaHa...OMG! Thank you for that Starving C. I can always count on you to make my day. A purple banana hammock at that...ha ha.
    Better luck tomorrow with the celebrities.
    "Everybody loves the Michigan raggggggggg!"