baby sister stars having...babies
SO MAYBE YOU CAN CALL SOLANGE A TRENDSETTER BECAUSE AFTER BEYONCE'SLITTLE SOLO STAR SINGING SISTER DECIDED TO TEST OUT HER BAG OF GOODIES, SHE GOT HERSELF A HANDFUL. A HANDFUL OF DIAPER CHANGING, SNOT WIPING, SAY GOOD BYE TO PEACE AND QUIET BUNDLE OF JOY. I MEAN BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY DO DOWN SOUTH RIGHT? GET MARRIED AND BUMPED UP AT 12?
WELL SOLANGE WASN'T THE ONLY SOUTHERN BELLE GETTING BUSY. MEGA SUPER STAR BRITNEY SPEARS' MINI ME JAMIE LYNN SPEARS MANAGED TO POP OUT A "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME" OF HER OWN.
OH BUT IT GETS BETTER. ACCORDING TO OK! MAGAZINE JESSICA SIMPSON'S LIP SYNCING YOUNGER SIS ASHLEE SIMPSON JUST ANNOUNCED TO THE WORLD THAT SHE TOO IS GOING TO SPORT A BRAND NEW BABE TO GO ALONG WITH THE NEW NOSE. I'M SURE JESSICA AND THE FAM ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS NEWS. I MEAN ACCORDING TO JESSICA "TWENTY THREE IS OLD. IT'S ALMOST TWENTY FIVE, WHICH IS LIKE ALMOST MID-TWENTIES."
CONGRATS TO KIDS HAVING KIDS. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT GENERATION IN 10 YEARS......
Labels: ashlee simpson, beyonce, britney spears, jamie lynn spears, jessica simpson, solange
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I read Poppa Simpson is ALREADY pimping the grandson by trying to sell the pics to different magazines. He's also trying to sell the pics of the upcoming wedding... Now THAT'S business planning.